Why You Should Write Exclusively About Wombats if You Want to Win at Writing

This ultra-niche way to get readers hooked is your golden ticket to retiring at age 28, even if you’re already 52

Write what the readers want. Otherwise, they won’t read it, and you’ll be sad because your article gets no reads.

I wanted to write about how to succeed in life, and how to stay in shape, and what to eat. I used to write about meditation. But you don’t want to read that. Everyone else is churning out that self-help garbage. You’re bored with it.

You want wombats.

So, dear reader who wants to be a world-famous writer, here it is. Wombats to the rescue!

It takes a wombat up to 14 days to digest a meal. Sedges, grass, roots, etc go into their stomachs to get churned up for almost 2 weeks. This is how writers need to feed their brains with content.

If you put news, books, and other content into that brain of yours and let it percolate around in there, your brainstorming sessions will get a boost from all of that semi-digested content food. The trick is to avoid the junk food aisle when you’re munching up all that sedge.

Writers need to read and read a lot. So get at it. Get those words in you!

Wombats poop out blocks. You need to learn this trick or you’ll never win at writing.

I used to go to the bathroom the normal human way and my stats sucked. It was because I was pooping like a loser who couldn’t write well.

But one week after learning to drop blocks, My views went through the roof. The…

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