I Pegged A Customer In My Sex Toy Shop

Men come in all the time to flirt, but this one stayed long enough to let me fuck him in the ass.

Not to tweak my own nipples, but I’m pretty hot. I’m not afraid to admit it. Being sexualized by people has its plusses and minuses, especially when working retail. Not only do I work retail, but I also work retail in a sex shop. The good thing is, I own the sex shop, but no one knows that. I pass myself off as a ditzy twenty-something-year-old who just likes to fuck and get high. Well, those are true, but I’m also an astute businesswoman. Do I use my body to make money? Yes. Does it bother me? Not one bit.

I see dollar signs when a middle-aged man walks in alone when the store is empty. I can practically recite how the conversation will go before he opens his mouth, but let’s see if I’m right.

I lean over the counter so he gets a good look at my tits, and I wait.

“Hey, sugar. I’m shopping for my wife. What do you recommend?” They are always shopping for their wives. It has nothing to do with the fact his cock is already hard looking at me, and he wants me to talk about how I fuck myself with these toys. He might even have enough audacity to ask me to demonstrate if I’m right. If he does, I’m ready. I’ve never had a man stick around long enough to take me up on it.

“Oh, wonderful. What are you looking for?” Let’s see how he responds to this one.

“I don’t know. What do you recommend?” Figures.

“Well, what kind of toys does she own now? Clit toys? Rabbit? Perhaps a bullet or a dildo or two?” The more I list, the more his eyes glaze over.

“She um…” His eyes scan the thousands of toys on display. “She has one like this.” It takes the strength of the Roman Army not to bust out laughing. If she indeed has that toy, he’s in trouble, considering he just pointed at a male stroker.

“Listen, babes. Why are you here? You want me to talk about what kind of toys I use to make myself cum. You walked in here telling yourself you were gonna ask me to show you how I use them because, in your head, I’m just a sexy little play toy. But now that you’re here, you’re cowardly because you realize I’m strong and you’re…

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